It seems like Victoria Gotti is back in the money. Last week she reportedly agreed to pay the US Government $2.6 million dollars to buy out forfeiture claims involving properties in Queens. These properties were formerly owned by her ex Carmine ‘the thug’ Agnello.

Sources close to Gotti advise that she is in the midst of clearing out her ‘foreclosure issue’ on her 6,000 sqft home.

Octomom getting her toe nails primped.

I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Nadya Suleman is under threat of being foreclosed again! Apparently her father had to make a balloon payment of $450,000. The payment hasn’t been made along with another scant payment of over $4k.

A private party owns the OctoMortgage on the property (not a bank). The Mortgage holder is starting the proceeds for a foreclosure.

I am sure this not the last we have heard of this OctoSaga. We will keep you updated as more information comes out.

Another Hollywood Hills home may be headed to foreclosure. The home belongs to Brian Austin Green, from Beverly Hills 90210 where he played David Silver…..remember him? Austin is apparently $70,000 behind on his mortgage.

Legal papers have been filed by SunTrust Mortgage, Inc in Los Angeles. Austin owes $71,251.42. The foreclosure process has begun on the home and if Brian doesn’t pay up, he will see his home on the auction block.

TMZ reported that Brian has worked out a deal to sell the property in a short sale but this is all up to the bank.

Another one of Nic Cage’s palatial homes- turned foreclosure- recently sold for 3.5 million less than the original purchase price. The Las Vegas home purchased by Cage in 2006 for $8,500,000 was eventually sold post-foreclosure to a buyer at a steal of $4,900,000.

The home overlooking the Las Vegas strip boasts a 16-car subterranean garage among other luxuries. Considering the financially strapped Cage still owns about 13 other homes and two castles, it will be no surprise if you see a few more estates heading to the auction block.

When it’s news from the Jackson family these days, it’s usually not good.

Michael Jackson’s older sister, La Toya, is about to lose her luxurious condo in Las Vegas, Nevada. The property is located in the Regency Towers of Las Vegas International Country Club. She reportedly owes $745,670.27 on a home she paid $260,000 for back in 1996, according to TMZ.

Yep, she tripled her money on the refinance and is now heading for the hills — she apparently had all her personal effects packed up and shipped elsewhere last month.

No wonder we’re in the midst of an epic financial crisis.

Anyway, La Toya has to come up with the cash by the end of the month or she’s going to lose this Las Vegas hot spot. Don’t hold your breath.

The Clark County Recorder’s office has a scheduled auction date for the condo on September 30.  We may see more of this after Michael Jackson has died since the money has officially run out. He was a big part of why the family had so much money in the first place.

Honk honk!

Debbie Gibson and her sweet surgically-maintained 39-year-old body have dodged the dreaded foreclosure bullet.

Big Time Listings reports that the 1980s-era pop tart unloaded her 1,733-square-foot lemon in Los Angeles’ Hollywood Hills — located at 1522 Forest Knoll Drive — for $900,000 in a short sale transaction.

That’s $375,000 less than what she paid for the quaint two-bedroom love shack back in 2005.

The good news is that the bank gets stuck with the loss, ensuring Gibson is able to keep spending freely on silicone, suction and such to keep her electric youth and doesn’t get lost in your eyes.

Only in my dreams could I imagine that anything is possible like this. I’m losin’ myself at the thought … what a foolish beat.

Scott Storch, the big-time music producer, has lost his multi-million dollar mansion in sunny Miami, Florida. Storch was a producer for artist like Mariah Carey and Brittney Spears, so you know he had money at some point.  Storch is no stranger to spending money.  He is known for flaunting  several fancy cars and boats which I’m sure that he can no longer afford either.

The Miami mansion had 10 bedrooms, 16 bathrooms, and of course is right on the water. The market value of the home is about $7 million dollars.  Scott Storch lost the home when it was bought at an auction by his bank, Suntrust Bank, at the price of $5.5 million dollars. He apparently went default with Suntrust starting last July and now they want their money back. I don’t blame them for grabbing this home back. A mansion like this can bring in a ton of money for them in the future. See ya Storch!

The home was bought last Friday, August 21^st, after a long process of trying to get the home since Storch filed for bankruptcy. Hope you kids are learning from all of this.

The personal physician that is being investigated in the death of Michael Jackson could face foreclosure on his Las Vegas country club home. Dr. Conrad Murray is more than $100,000 dollars behind in payments for the home that made the news when it was searched by authorities during Jackson’s manslaughter investigation.

Dr. Murray has accumulated penalties on his $1.7 million dollar home loan at the Red Rock Country Club. The Clark County Recorder filed the paper work last month on July 23^rd. The doctor really got himself in a pickle.

Records show that the home is 5,268 square feet and is right on the 18^th hole of the famous country club in Vegas. It includes four bedrooms, pool, and even a spa.

I heard about this story over a week ago and figured I would let it simmer a bit before I went off half cocked and wrote it up. Growing up in the NYC area, I heard some scary stories about the Gotti’s whacking people who they felt disrespected them.

Have you ever taken a look at those thugs that Victoria calls sons? What’s another murder rap for one of them?

Now, since the news is out I figure now is the time to write up the story about Victoria Gotti possibly facing foreclosure.

Victoria, daughter of John, has her Long Island mansion possibly facing foreclosure. The house is a five bedroom, five and one half bathroom home.  The home is currently for sale for 3.2 million. She owes $650,000 on it. I can’t see how this would actually make it to foreclosure. But it is an interesting story all the same.

It would be nice to see this crew thrown out on the streets. We could only be so lucky.

The meteoric rise of Lenny Dykstra from gritty New York Mets outfielder in the 1980s to witty modern-day investment prognosticator appears to be crashing to Earth.

Does that really come as a big surprise?

It shouldn’t. After all, we’re talking about “Nails” here, folks. The proud tobacco-chewing member of the “Wild Boys” who was giftwrapped and forked over to the club’s biggest division rival, the Philadelphia Phillies, for next to nothing (Juan “Big Bust” Samuel) in 1989 during his heyday.

Perhaps Mets manager at the time, Davey Johnson, is smarter than we give him credit for — maybe he knew that Dykstra was a liability. The Mitchell Report might have something to do with it, too.

ANYWAY … “The Players Club” founder and car wash tycoon is in danger of losing hockey hero Wayne Gretzky’s old house at 1072 Newbern Ct. in Thousand Oaks, Calif., which he bought for $18.5 million, to foreclosure. In fact, the “uber successful” Dykstra has not made a single mortgage payment yet this year, which seems odd for someone who claims to be filthy rich:

“You know about my stock picking, dude? I’m 92-0 [last year], worst market in history. Three thousand people signed up and pay $1,000 … I’m making people fortunes. I’m moving $3-5 billion a month.”

There are epic stories of Dykstra bouncing checks “all over the place,” chartering private jet rides that he can’t afford with other people’s money (including his own mother’s)  and defending a litany of lawsuits (18 since November 2008).

Denial just ain’t a river in Egypt, Lenny.