While her philandering ex-husband, Jon Gosselin, was plying the waters in Saint Tropez in southern France on fashion designer Christian Audigier’s personal yacht, smoking butts with his 22-year-old fling, Hailey Glassman, and posing for pictures alongside a banana penis, Kate Gosselin was house hunting.

And it looks like the recently divorced mother of eight and resident fanny-spanking drill Sergeant on“Jon & Kate Plus 8” settled on a condominium in Rockville, Maryland, according to RadarOnline.com.

It’s conveniently located just one block away from her bodyguard, Steve Neild, ensuring booty calls are well within walking distance when Kate is in town and away from the multimillion dollar Pennsylvania home she still “shares” with Jonny Cakes and their brood.

Meanwhile, Jon is apparently too busy jet-setting and banging broads to break-in his fancy $5,000 per month pad on Manhattan’s Upper West Side.

However, at this rate it shouldn’t take much longer.