Teresa Giudice ‘humiliated’ about bankrupcty, denies ‘desperate’ foreclosure rumors … sorta

Teresa Giudice insists that she and her husband Joe are not really in foreclosure, not when it comes to the $4 million mansion they own in Towaco, N.J., anyway.
Nope, that’s just lies I tell you, lies! And you can blame the evil dark empress Danielle (once again) for spreading that nonsense (and whatever else).
But not so fast …
The admittedly “humiliated” bankrupt Italian fireplug tells In Touch Weekly that it’s their investment properties that are on the verge of being raffled off on the courthouse steps.
Oh, we feel so much better. And we’re sure the bank that currently holds the note is completely reassured, too.
Nonetheless, Guidice, who stars as herself on the hit Bravo-produced reality show “Real Housewives of New Jersey” as a loud-mouthed, free-spending, sex-craving mother of four daughters, reveals that she has learned from her mistakes and plans to change her ways.
For starters, Joe will now be in charge of the family finances, “doing all the grocery shopping and imposing a limit on Teresa’s credit cards.”
Brilliant!
Tune in to see how long that lasts … if at all.
OctoSaurus! Under Foreclosure AGAIN!

Octomom getting her toe nails primped.
I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Nadya Suleman is under threat of being foreclosed again! Apparently her father had to make a balloon payment of $450,000. The payment hasn’t been made along with another scant payment of over $4k.
A private party owns the OctoMortgage on the property (not a bank). The Mortgage holder is starting the proceeds for a foreclosure.
I am sure this not the last we have heard of this OctoSaga. We will keep you updated as more information comes out.
Debbie Gibson home in LA avoids foreclosure; Plastic surgeons rejoice

Honk honk!
Debbie Gibson and her sweet surgically-maintained 39-year-old body have dodged the dreaded foreclosure bullet.
Big Time Listings reports that the 1980s-era pop tart unloaded her 1,733-square-foot lemon in Los Angeles’ Hollywood Hills — located at 1522 Forest Knoll Drive — for $900,000 in a short sale transaction.
That’s $375,000 less than what she paid for the quaint two-bedroom love shack back in 2005.
The good news is that the bank gets stuck with the loss, ensuring Gibson is able to keep spending freely on silicone, suction and such to keep her electric youth and doesn’t get lost in your eyes.
Only in my dreams could I imagine that anything is possible like this. I’m losin’ myself at the thought … what a foolish beat.
Buddy Lembeck is broke

Things have gone from bad to worse for “Teen Hunk” Willie Aames — also known as Buddy Lembeck from his stint on “Charles in Charge” back in the 80s — who was recently filmed selling what is left of his soul at a local garage sale in Kansas City. Mo., for the world to witness.
Associated Press has the latest chapter in his depressing life story:
” … Willie Aames is selling off his belongings in suburban Kansas City. Dozens showed up Thursday at a garage sale at his Olathe home, where Aames made deals with bargain-hunters and signed autographs. A production crew filmed the sale for a TV show. Aames has fallen upon hard times. He filed for bankruptcy last year and his home is in foreclosure. Items on sale included antiques, artwork, a piano, deer head mounts and TV and movie memorabilia.”
Aames was also reportedly interested in hocking whatever dignity he had left; however, it seems as if that was bartered to score a fix on VH1’s “Celebrity Fit Club 2.” He actually won an individual prize on the show for shedding 26 pounds, which he later ate for supper and washed down with Diet Coke. No ice.

Doug E. not too ‘Fresh’ when it comes to Harlem foreclosures
This may be a bit of “old news,” but so is Doug E. Fresh.
The old school rapper reportedly owed more the $3.5 million on some homes in Harlem, N.Y., back in December 2008. Who would have thought a few cribs in Harlem could cost that much? I thought Harlem as a whole wasn’t worth more than a million.
Apparently, the 3.5 million was just too many boxes to beat so it was straight to foreclosure for the Godfather of The Get Fresh Crew.
Here is a video of Doug E. during his better days:
I-Ight … how exactly did Doug E. qualify for these loans again?



