Octomom getting her toe nails primped.

I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Nadya Suleman is under threat of being foreclosed again! Apparently her father had to make a balloon payment of $450,000. The payment hasn’t been made along with another scant payment of over $4k.

A private party owns the OctoMortgage on the property (not a bank). The Mortgage holder is starting the proceeds for a foreclosure.

I am sure this not the last we have heard of this OctoSaga. We will keep you updated as more information comes out.

Honk honk!

Debbie Gibson and her sweet surgically-maintained 39-year-old body have dodged the dreaded foreclosure bullet.

Big Time Listings reports that the 1980s-era pop tart unloaded her 1,733-square-foot lemon in Los Angeles’ Hollywood Hills — located at 1522 Forest Knoll Drive — for $900,000 in a short sale transaction.

That’s $375,000 less than what she paid for the quaint two-bedroom love shack back in 2005.

The good news is that the bank gets stuck with the loss, ensuring Gibson is able to keep spending freely on silicone, suction and such to keep her electric youth and doesn’t get lost in your eyes.

Only in my dreams could I imagine that anything is possible like this. I’m losin’ myself at the thought … what a foolish beat.

Associated Press has the latest chapter in his depressing life story:

” … Willie Aames is selling off his belongings in suburban Kansas City. Dozens showed up Thursday at a garage sale at his Olathe home, where Aames made deals with bargain-hunters and signed autographs. A production crew filmed the sale for a TV show. Aames has fallen upon hard times. He filed for bankruptcy last year and his home is in foreclosure. Items on sale included antiques, artwork, a piano, deer head mounts and TV and movie memorabilia.”

Aames was also reportedly interested in hocking whatever dignity he had left; however, it seems as if that was bartered to score a fix on VH1’s “Celebrity Fit Club 2.” He actually won an individual prize on the show for shedding 26 pounds, which he later ate for supper and washed down with Diet Coke. No ice.

The old school rapper reportedly owed more the $3.5 million on some homes in Harlem, N.Y., back in December 2008. Who would have thought a few cribs in Harlem could cost that much? I thought Harlem as a whole wasn’t worth more than a million.

Apparently, the 3.5 million was just too many boxes to beat so it was straight to foreclosure for the Godfather of The Get Fresh Crew.

Here is a video of Doug E. during his better days:

I-Ight … how exactly did Doug E. qualify for these loans again?