Screech Finally Gets on the Foreclosure List

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Screech from Saved by the Bell is about to enter his name on the celebrity foreclosure list if he doesn’t start making some money. Screech, who’s real name is Dustin Diamond…in case you really wanted to know, is over $250k behind on his Wisconsin home.

Dustin Diamond has been in foreclosure trouble before back in 2006 but was able to avoid the loss by selling t-shorts with “save my House” written on them. I doubt the t-shirts will save him this time.

OctoCelebration! Nadya Suleman Safe From Foreclosure!

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I knew this story would continue. Octoslob Nadya Suleman has been pulled from the grips of foreclosure by her Octotenticles. The AP is reporting that she has made a deal to keep paying her mortgage (wasn’t that the original deal?), in order to remain in her house. Geez.

In other news, Octo will be making 5k a month from Peta for keeping spay or neuter signs on her lawn. Hmm, someone should spay her.

La Toya Jackson Losing Home

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When it’s news from the Jackson family these days, it’s usually not good.

Michael Jackson’s older sister, La Toya, is about to lose her luxurious condo in Las Vegas, Nevada. The property is located in the Regency Towers of Las Vegas International Country Club. She reportedly owes $745,670.27 on a home she paid $260,000 for back in 1996, according to TMZ.

Yep, she tripled her money on the refinance and is now heading for the hills — she apparently had all her personal effects packed up and shipped elsewhere last month.

No wonder we’re in the midst of an epic financial crisis.

Anyway, La Toya has to come up with the cash by the end of the month or she’s going to lose this Las Vegas hot spot. Don’t hold your breath.

The Clark County Recorder’s office has a scheduled auction date for the condo on September 30.  We may see more of this after Michael Jackson has died since the money has officially run out. He was a big part of why the family had so much money in the first place.

Debbie Gibson home in LA avoids foreclosure; Plastic surgeons rejoice

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Honk honk!

Debbie Gibson and her sweet surgically-maintained 39-year-old body have dodged the dreaded foreclosure bullet.

Big Time Listings reports that the 1980s-era pop tart unloaded her 1,733-square-foot lemon in Los Angeles’ Hollywood Hills — located at 1522 Forest Knoll Drive — for $900,000 in a short sale transaction.

That’s $375,000 less than what she paid for the quaint two-bedroom love shack back in 2005.

The good news is that the bank gets stuck with the loss, ensuring Gibson is able to keep spending freely on silicone, suction and such to keep her electric youth and doesn’t get lost in your eyes.

Only in my dreams could I imagine that anything is possible like this. I’m losin’ myself at the thought … what a foolish beat.

Stephen Baldwin soon to be Foreclosed

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Schlock actor Stephen Baldwin’s Rockland County New York home is soon to be auctioned off in a foreclosure. Stephen lives in the house with his wife Kennya. I have added a photo of Kennya Baldwin’s to this post. Stephen was just too heinous to be added to the blog.

What was she thinking getting involved with this guy? The whole Baldwin crew are pretty surly.

But anyway, I digress. The house was purchased by Baldwin in 1997 for $515,000. They are now behind in payments of over $824,000. How’d that happen???

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